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NCAA FEATURED
"ANAL"YSIS

CFG’s five Week 7 calls are in. MPA’s verdicts follow when submitted.
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Good Evening Ladies & Germs. Welcome to CFG Week 7 ANALysis. Last week we hit our first and hopefully not last CFB parlay. You can’t really thank me, because I was 2-3 for the week. It just so happens that 2 were winners with MPA and ATR doing their own MSP “I’m not like everybody else, narcissistic garbage!” This week has a decent slate of games including one I love. With that said…LET’S GET IT ON!!!
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SELECTIONS
Every submitted NCAA source is aligned on these Week 7 selections.
2026–27 SEASON
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Penn State Nittany LionsAWAY
Michigan WolverinesHOMEPSU actually played better than I thought last week on offense. Just like at MPA’s house, the D did not do their part however. Now they have to go into Ann Arbor (who is a whore btw) and face a reeling MeatChicken team. If this was any other team on the planet, I would bet the pharm against Michigan. However, PSU has zero identity, zero pass rush, and their D simply can’t get off the field. I think this game is going to make things worse for my lions.
EXPERT PICKS • ATS / MONEYLINE / TOTAL
| SOURCE | ATS | MONEYLINE | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| SportsLine | Penn State Nittany Lions • WIN | Michigan Wolverines • WIN | OVER • LOSS |
| Dimers | Michigan Wolverines • LOSS | Michigan Wolverines • WIN | OVER • LOSS |
| D-Ratings | Penn State Nittany Lions • WIN | Michigan Wolverines • WIN | OVER • LOSS |
| Pickwise | N/S | N/S | N/S |
| CBS | UNAVAILABLE | Michigan Wolverines • WIN | EXCLUDED |
| VSiN | UNAVAILABLE | UNAVAILABLE | PUSH |
Ohio State BuckeyesAWAY
Indiana HoosiersHOMEI have been saying it all year, and I will continue to say it. Indiana is NOT that good. They barely survived in Lincoln last week. They barely survived in Evanston the week prior. I think their lucky run comes to an end this week. Jeremiah Smith is playing out of his gourd right now. He has TWENTY THREE receptions and EIGHT TD’s in the last three games. He is simply uncoverable (that is actually a word). The only thing that scares me is Cig on the other side. No man short of Nick Saban has shown me what he has over the past two (2) years. I considered a monster on this one, but will likely shy away.
EXPERT PICKS • ATS / MONEYLINE / TOTAL
| SOURCE | ATS | MONEYLINE | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| SportsLine | Indiana Hoosiers • LOSS | Indiana Hoosiers • LOSS | OVER • LOSS |
| Dimers | Indiana Hoosiers • LOSS | Ohio State Buckeyes • WIN | OVER • LOSS |
| D-Ratings | Indiana Hoosiers • LOSS | Ohio State Buckeyes • WIN | OVER • LOSS |
| Pickwise | N/S | N/S | N/S |
| CBS | Ohio State Buckeyes • WIN | Ohio State Buckeyes • WIN | EXCLUDED |
| VSiN | UNAVAILABLE | UNAVAILABLE | PUSH |
Florida GatorsAWAY
Texas LonghornsHOMEBoth teams are coming off losses, however not all losses are equal. Florida got smoked by USCe which has been horrible this year. Texas played in a monster rivalry game in the Red River SHOOTOUT and lost on a last second field goal. Florida is heading in the wrong direction after all the “FLORIDA IS BACK” CRAP. They have not scored twenty or more points in the last two (2) games. I think Texas gets back on track in this one. Florida will have a tough time scoring in this game.
EXPERT PICKS • ATS / MONEYLINE / TOTAL
| SOURCE | ATS | MONEYLINE | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| SportsLine | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | OVER • LOSS |
| Dimers | Florida Gators • WIN | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | UNDER • WIN |
| D-Ratings | Florida Gators • WIN | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | OVER • LOSS |
| Pickwise | N/S | N/S | N/S |
| CBS | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | Texas Longhorns • LOSS | EXCLUDED |
| VSiN | UNAVAILABLE | UNAVAILABLE | PUSH |
Alabama Crimson TideAWAY
Tennessee VolunteersHOMEAlabama is coming off a ROUGH loss to Georgia at home. Now they have to go into Kneeland Stadium and face the Vols. I always say to keep an eye on the direction of both teams. I think this COULD send Bama spiraling in the wrong direction. Ryan Williams is not playing for Bama and Tennessee is at home. This game is AT LEAST going to be closer than the line indicates.
EXPERT PICKS • ATS / MONEYLINE / TOTAL
| SOURCE | ATS | MONEYLINE | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| SportsLine | Tennessee Volunteers • WIN | Alabama Crimson Tide • LOSS | OVER • PUSH |
| Dimers | Tennessee Volunteers • WIN | Alabama Crimson Tide • LOSS | OVER • PUSH |
| D-Ratings | Tennessee Volunteers • WIN | Alabama Crimson Tide • LOSS | OVER • PUSH |
| Pickwise | N/S | N/S | N/S |
| CBS | Alabama Crimson Tide • LOSS | Alabama Crimson Tide • LOSS | EXCLUDED |
| VSiN | UNAVAILABLE | UNAVAILABLE | PUSH |
Florida State SeminolesAWAY
Miami HurricanesHOMEI thought FSU was turning it around until they got piped at Louisville. They gave up a whopping 44 points to a solid, but not amazing Cardinals team. Now they have to face a VERY talented Miami team, which I think will pretty much score at will. I am not sure if FSU can score enough points to A. Keep it close or 4. Get close to the total. Look for Miami to curb stomp FSU at home in a Sunshine State curb stomping.
EXPERT PICKS • ATS / MONEYLINE / TOTAL
| SOURCE | ATS | MONEYLINE | TOTAL |
|---|---|---|---|
| SportsLine | Florida State Seminoles • WIN | Miami Hurricanes • WIN | OVER • WIN |
| Dimers | PUSH | Miami Hurricanes • WIN | OVER • WIN |
| D-Ratings | Florida State Seminoles • WIN | Miami Hurricanes • WIN | UNDER • LOSS |
| Pickwise | N/S | N/S | N/S |
| CBS | Miami Hurricanes • LOSS | Miami Hurricanes • WIN | EXCLUDED |
| VSiN | UNAVAILABLE | UNAVAILABLE | PUSH |